20 Best Funny Christmas Jokes and Riddles 2017

Merry Christmas 2017 is on the way and you would like to make it full of fun and wonder. Christmas funny jokes and Merry Christmas riddles is the best way to make somebody laugh on your Christmas best wishes. A Christmas joke makes a person smile and laugh whole day and he/she will read the funny Christmas wishing message again and again. We can write these funny Christmas messages with ourselves by going through our daily family and friends’ activity. You can also find a lot of jokes throughout the internet and send it to your near and dear one. Below is our collection of some beautiful and smiley Christmas riddles and jokes to wish Merry Christmas 2017 in a funny and laughing manner.
Funny Christmas Jokes and Riddles

Funny Christmas Jokes One Liners 2017

Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!

If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white christmas

Screw the nice list, I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!

Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish

What goes “oh oh oh”? Santa walking backwards.

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

Why doesn’t Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year.

Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!

Clean & Funny Merry Christmas 2017 Jokes

Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?

You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!

How do you know when Santa’s in the room? You can sense his presents.

How about a month filled with stress and obligation? – Pitch for December

You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.

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